So in Dress Your Best: The Complete Guide to Finding the Style That’s Right for Your Body Clinton and Stacy say something to the effect of:
93% of men, if asked, would say their shirt size is a large.
To which my hero replies, without missing a beat:
I wonder if that explains why condoms don’t work.
LOL
And in fact, it is probably part of the reason!
Oh, oh, oh!!!! This is funny! Thanks for the chuckle Rebecca!