Holey Jeans

Picture this: at youth group, all the students are directed to turn around, face their chairs, and kneel on the floor to pray. Student has worn out his jeans at the pocket corners; young ladies’ eyes are now directed down, in that general vicinity. He’s commando!

Conclusion: this is not a turn-on, but a gross-out.

If you must wear jeans with holes in delicate places, for style, here’s a sensible suggestion: Wear something really obvious underneath. Black leggings, magenta shorts, or even bright red boxers will do.

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